Friday, November 14, 2008

Our following begins

We found this woman in front of a local bus stop, in support of us in 2012!!! Keep the faith
people, we can make a difference.

We have also found a new center for our campaign headquarters.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008


What a touchy subject. Here's my take on it. I do not personally believe that you should be killing off unborn infants, except for extreme circumstances such as rape. With that said, I do not believe abortion will be necessary under the sterilization laws I pose to put into effect.

What I do want done is retro-active abortion.
retroactive: made effective as of a date prior to enactment, promulgation, or imposition
abort: intransitive verb 1: to bring forth stillborn, nonviable, or premature offspring 2: to become checked in development so as to degenerate or remain rudimentary3: to terminate a procedure prematurely

This is the act of killing off the idiots of society that can't (and won't) pull there weight. You know the people I'm talking about, that moron that can't say his own name without having to stop and think about what he's been called for the last two decades of his life..... the dumbass that doesn't do your job, but wants to yell at you and tell you how it should be done......... the asshole that swears he knows the answer to everything and yet still can not tie his own shoes or move out of his parents home.

Understand this: I am not talking about the actual mentally handicapped!!! I am talking about stupid people. These are the day to day fuck offs that display these characteristics as defined by Merriam-Webster:

1 a: slow of mind b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c: lacking intelligence or reason 2: dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid 3: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting

Don't you just love learning.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Mandatory sterilization for fuckers who keep reproducing on welfare

This was one of those direct requests I was talking about from Michelle D in Arizona.

Not only do I agree with the idea of mandatory spay and neutering of welfare recipients, but I also propose a mandatory breeding license in order to propogate the species.

Children are not a paycheck folks. Just because your government check is feeling a little light does not mean that your funky ass should go out and get knocked up to keep the WIC checks rolling. My idea is this, one child then get a job. Or if somebody is already a breadwinner in the family, i.e., not flipping burgers at the local scarf n barf, then one child and you don't have to get a job (for the ladies). If a proven track record has been shown that the aforementioned parents do possess the ability to pay bills and retain employment while not raising little satan worshipping assholes (children) then they will be granted clemency for one more child. And so this will be accounted for each year for a minimum of 8 years or until said female is 30 years old. Actuaries will agree that any individual that can maintain steady employment and pay debts on time during their early to mid 20's or is over 30 with no children can more than likely manage a family with more than two children.

So, if little miss "can't keep her legs shut" gets knocked up at eighteen and shows steady progress in maturing to the set standard then she will not be hounded by the government at or after age 26. At age 30 if she has had no children, yet has maintained these same standards than the clause of not raising an asshole is grandfathered into the equation for her.

I have not forgotten the males though. Every males DNA will be collected in a database for cross reference in the event paternity can not be proven. This will make males keep their dicks in their pants or at least use the necessary contraceptives. No male wants to find out he's a baby daddy, and end up paying child support. The same numerical standard applies to males as well. Which means, no making a bunch of kids you can't afford, dickhead.

If a married couple can show the ability to adhere to these standards, have zero to one child, and are over the age of 25 they need only have a 3 year waiting period until a breeders license will be granted, allowing them the ability to reproduce without fear of repurcussion.

If at any time either party can not hold to these standards, or reproduces beyond the allowable standard without a breeders license, penalties will be swift and severe, to include but not limited to:

1. Chastity Belts
2. Tube tying or Vasectomy
3. Hysterectomy or Castration
4. Public humiliation or Shock Therapy
5. Death

Election Day

Tommorrow (or today if your reading this tommorrow), will be the day that so many of my fellow Americans will go to the voting booths and throw away their vote on a candidate that is truly running for president for the wrong reasons. And I'm talking about both of the main candidates. They are running on the ideas of left wing or right wing politics. I say to this problem........ Fuck that!!!

I run on three rights make a left wing politics. My stance is based purely on logical answers to problems made throughout the years based solely on stupidity. Our country has become a nation of "only I'm right", and have not learned to compromise. So, I aim to take the power back from everybody, and rule with an iron fist of "shut the fuck up and quit whining!" To hell with compromise, since nobody will listen anyways. Both republican and democrat will hate me equally, therefore, I shall become the great equalizer.

Seriously, throw me out an idea, or a topic, and I'll show you how my idea will improve society, whether you agree with me or not. Just leave your comments, ideas, or topics in the debate bar located on the right of your screen.

Keep it real America, and don't forget to waste your vote on November 4th.

It's not about who will help America the most this year, but who will fuck us the least.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

No child left behind.


This is one of those policies that just has to go. Parents of America's youth, you need to realize that passing children no matter if they apply themselves or not is not going to improve our nations chances of survival. This is life, not tee-ball. Not everybody gets a trophy just for showing up.

If your child is stupid, there is no way in hell they should pass on to the next grade level. Your child needs to grasp whatever grade level concept that is introduced and taught to him/her or else we go old school, we hold them back in that grade to learn it again with younger kids that are smarter than them. Tough? Sure. Necessary? Definitely.

I see the outcome of having no child left behind. I see it every time I go through the drive-thru at my local "Wendy's". 19 year old kids that have no concept of counting change or basic verbal skills necessary to make it in life. Personally, I have no idea how they're trusted around hot oil without burning their dicks off. These kids are stupid, because our education system failed them. Not because we failed to teach them, but we failed to follow through with the lessons by letting them advance with no proof that they can grasp the concept we were trying to have them apply.

That's why I see kids in sixth grade, that when asked, "Hey Johnny, whats 2 x 2?", Johnny's answer is, "Yellow." Fucking idiot.

No more America. Your kids are fucking morons, because they don't do homework, they don't apply themselves, and we've become a nation of enablers. "Oh poor me, my baby got a bad grade, and it's the teachers fault. He shouldn't have to stay behind a grade." Bullshit. Not only should he be held back, but you should get bitch slapped for not jumping all down his throat for being a fuck off. Teachers get paid to teach, and your job is to parent. They're doing their jobs, what's your excuse?

So from here on out, it's like this. Kids, if you want to fuck around during school and not learn anything then fine, you can stay a kid your entire life, because you're not going to be sent to the next grade level unless you can shut up, listen, and LEARN. Humiliation is the best way for a child to understand that they've messed up. And when Junior is 12 years old in the 4th grade, then maybe, just maybe, he'll pull his head out of his ass.

I am AQ, and I approved this message.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

First major Devil issue - METH!!!

Meth has taken over the drug trade in America. This is bad. Mainly because it makes other drugs look bad. And it's not as fun to say, "That dude's hooked on Meth", as it is to say, "look at that fuckin CrackHead".

So I give to you my propostion to end the meth epidemic. I call it, "Free Meth Day".

On one undisclosed day of the year, our government will offer free methamphetamines to any addict that needs it. This will be distributed at large facilities such as arenas and stadiums. Addicts will be requred to stay in this designated area to use their free ration. Then we will seal off the area and gas them all. Afterwards we will bring in HazMat teams to collect the bodies and dispose of them, maybe even turning the bodies into fertilizer for our struggling farming industry.

Remember America, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

Thank You.