Wednesday, October 29, 2008

First major Devil issue - METH!!!

Meth has taken over the drug trade in America. This is bad. Mainly because it makes other drugs look bad. And it's not as fun to say, "That dude's hooked on Meth", as it is to say, "look at that fuckin CrackHead".

So I give to you my propostion to end the meth epidemic. I call it, "Free Meth Day".

On one undisclosed day of the year, our government will offer free methamphetamines to any addict that needs it. This will be distributed at large facilities such as arenas and stadiums. Addicts will be requred to stay in this designated area to use their free ration. Then we will seal off the area and gas them all. Afterwards we will bring in HazMat teams to collect the bodies and dispose of them, maybe even turning the bodies into fertilizer for our struggling farming industry.

Remember America, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

Thank You.

2 comments:

  1. I think this is a great idea! Next topic on your agenda should be mandatory sterilization for fuckers who keep reproducing on welfare or who already have children in shelters because they are too messed up to take care of them.

    P.S. I'd like to be your VP. You'll get the little people vote.

    Michelle "the midget" Downie

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  2. ^^^ Wow she's a midget...are you as turned on as I am? LOL...She could be on to something here...

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